Why "Fork You" the new "Fuck You"

Fuck, it's what you say when you're at a loss for words, either you pissed, amazed or well turned on. O'Fuck... lost my job.... O'Fuck, She's hot. I want to fuck "insert noun or pro-noun". Even saying "Go fuck yourself!" when someone pissed you off isn't that bad... masturbation, hey I'll still get off... but "Go Fork yourself!"?

Doesn't matter if it's a dinner fork, salad fork, pitch fork or a plastic fork it's still going to hurt like a bitch. Threatening to Fuck someone, hey they may be into that... but if you go after someone with threatening flatware there's no misunderstanding there, you mean business.